Tick tock

sometimes I feel like I wanna be some awesome kid's awesome dad. There's this day care and they parade the kids through my unit and half of them really love me and the other half totally fear me! Like TOTALLY.

I think id be a good dad. After all, I like to play. Kids like to play. We both like to eat stuff. There's tv. There's nature. We could do tons of stuff.

Plus I like to bite babies. If I had my own I wouldn't need permission.

There are commercials on tv with babies and their dads. Makes my biological clock all tell tale heart.

Poop

I like how you have 2 toilets in your apartment so we can poop together...

Reminds me of the love toilet from snl

I wish you would stop laughing at all my jokes. It reinforces the fact that I think I'm funny.

I like how you really enjoy breakfast foods... cuz I like making you breakfast.

I like how you're a huge nerd. I'm kind of a nerd too.

You're really kind and considerate.

I like our downtown bike riding explorations. And our exploration of other stuff. *wink* like our feelings. Its weird cuz I'm a robot.

Ugh

She's a big nerd. Writing papers, trying to get published, generally doing good for the community. She went away for a conference and give a presentation for one of her papers...

So its been a few days since we've seen each other. I kinda miss her. So weird.

I even wanted to call her to see how the presentation went.

I thought about some stuff we could do when she gets back, if you know what I mean. *wink* I mean like a 6pack of stella, breakfast I could make for her...

I'm pretty excited about it. Its all so new.

I'm really enjoying the newness. Her mom was in town. She didn't ask if I wanted to meet her. And that's cool. If she wanted me to meet her mom then she would've asked right? I didn't wanna meet her. I liked the fact that she didn't ask cuz id seem overeager to meet the mom if I asked? I'm not a fan of moms. Or rather moms aren't a fan of me. You see, I'm a super bad boy! *shakes fist*

Anyway, the newness. Its great.

Its the future

I turned up the music in my headphones like, minutes ago because I just didn't wanna hear anything else you had to say. I'm sorry but you were killing me!