This online dating thing seems to be the wave of the future. I think its kinda dumb.
Maybe I'm not representing myself properly on these websites. I see a chick who might be fun so I send a message and I get no response. I'm just like 'hey I think we'd have some fun. Hit me back' its short to the point and shows how hip I am cuz I said hit me back. I think I'm cool and funny. Why wouldn't these chicks wanna hit me back? Are my pix too extreme? I don't have any pix where you could say I'm smiiling. I'm a scowler. An angry facer. A shocked and awed-er. My bad! I guess this shows chicks how not serious I am. Why can't they see how atypical I am? I'm a man-child. Deal with it! We'd have so much fun as long as you ain't dumb. Or if you are dumb, try to limit the dumb things you say. That would help. I say a lot of dumb things. But they make me laugh. If the dumb things you say make me laugh then we're cool.
Some of these chicks are totally misrepresenting themselves. You post a pic of a 39 year old but you say you're 32. Either you ain't healthy or you are lying. Either way I ain't interested.
I also assume these chicks hate honesty cuz I'm totally honest about how I laugh a lot and I work a lot and how extreme I am. Ok maybe I'm not really extreme. Maybe honesty is boring. Probably. Maybe I'm not mysterious enough. Maybe I'm too good to be spending time on my profile cuz internet dating is stupid. What happened to picking up chicks at the mall? At the farmers market? at home depot in the power tools section? At the strip club? I never did any of those. Well maybe at the mall.
I honestly think I'm too cool for most chicks. Seriously? Yea. Seriously. And I'm too shy for the others... its a problem. gotta work on it. I'm open to suggestions. People think I'm so open and whatnot but its easy to talk to ugly chicks. I didn't mean that, I meant chicks I wouldn't bang with your dick. Am I supposed to treat all chicks that way? *ding* another issue is with aggressive women. They scare me. Assertive, confident: yes. Aggressive: no! We should just be able to get along. It shouldn't have to be work. It should just work.
Is that too much to aks?
Same shit here. Completely honest on my profile, but I'm convinced chicks are scared of honesty. So Bethsaida found me on OKCupid. We were going back and forth and she admitted to getting a lot of msgs from nice guys but didn't reply to any. I told her she was probably looking for a dirtbag to write her. I don't think she could deal with the honesty and I didn't hear back from her. Yup, same bitch I remember from college. Too cool for school.
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