the reboot

sweet. i'm back. it's been a while. the lady and i broke up. i thought i would be more devastated, however after realizing that she and i weren't working out for the betterment of humanity (mostly her and i individually), feeling sad just evaporated. usually, whenever i feel sad, i stop feeling sad and start being awesome. thanks barney! best advice ever. i've moved into a new apartment in a colorful part of town with cool bars within walking distance. bus stops are close. coffee is close. i also get grocery delivery to my living room that i order online! it's amazing. i'm living a new life now. my car was donated to a mechanic to fix up and give to a need family. spike the bike was traded in for a new bike named peewee, the hipster official sponsor of the big adventure. i was convinced spike was cursed. almost hit by two cars, run off the road by a cute dog that i didnt want to run over, and my seat broke while riding. escaped with some scrapes and bruises and a tetanus shot. that damn shot cost me $120 at urgent care. i recently joined an indoor rec soccer league. 'join our team' they said 'it'll be fun' they said. i scored a goal. so that was fun. i am woefully out of shape but played the best i could considering the poor condition my body is in. during the 3rd game, i heard a pop and felt some pain and fell down. the ref was like i heard a pop! i said, 'that wasn't you?' turns out i totally full on ruptured my achilles tendon. fortunately there's no pain, but now i have to move at the speed of normal humans. super frustrating. i've got a cool boot and noisy crutches. these crutches seriously impact my ability to sneak up on people. it sucks. so now i'm living my new life as a single man in denver. currently on the disabled list with my bike and my snowboard just collecting dust wondering what they did wrong. it's not you, it's me.