So gay

"I would love to watch you f%$* that guy"
Why? I don't bang dudes. I'm not gay.
"Wha?"
Seriously, why would you think that?
"Cuz you work out and you're fun to talk to! And you care about how you look and you're hairless"
If that makes me gay then I'm gay. I always thought that banging other dudes would make me gay but I don't do that! Also I don't care how I look, I just look like this. All this just happens. I cut my own hair in less than 5 min. I wear clothes that fit and were on sale when I got them. If anything that makes me frugal.

I work out cuz it makes me look the way I feel... which is awesome. In turn, it makes me feel even more awesome.

Its so weird. Even back home people assumed I was the gay. I don't bang dudes! The gays are awesome and that's cool for them but its totally not for me. Sure most chicks are annoying but I still love 'em. I'm just looking for the least annoying chick.

I have feelings and I feel them. I'm open about my feelings. Sure I say some gay stuff, but its cuz you are shocked by them. I'm a shocker. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

I'm not saying that being the gay is bad. There are plenty of beautiful gay relationships out there. it just ain't me.

I just don't understand it. Someone told me I portray myself as gay. I don't do gay. I just do me.

Its so weird. But whatever, ill just continue being me. I know