Met up with a cougar last night. We drank a ton of beers. Beers are on the list of foods/beverages that should be avoided on my paleo diet. Good thing I'm supposed to start tomorrow.
We sat and we talked and we drank and we laughed. Then we drank and we walked and we had ice cream. We went on a slide. Then we walked and we talked and we drank some more. We laughed a lot.
When I left I realized that the only thing I ate was ice cream and beers. We were together for 8+ hours. That's a long time. That's longer than I usually spend with someone not at work.
I hadn't had so much real conversation with someone in so long. It was actually kinda nice.
Of course when I got home the question was "did you bang her?" Of course I didn't bang her. Sure the thought had crossed my mind but I had no idea how to start. Are there signals I'm supposed to be giving or getting? Should I just swoop in for the kill? Am I showing her that's not all I'm after but actually something meaningful? Am I trapsing into the friend zone? How does all this crap work?
Was that even a date? It was fun. I had a great time. I would like to see her again. I guess it was a date. I'm so out of the loop I don't know. We'll see?
I watch enough tv and movies to know... but its all theory!!
Next time ask her if she likes monster cocks.
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