Chuggin coffee

I don't know when I started drinking coffee. I remember being young and seeing my parents drinking the stuff. I always thought it smelled good but I remember it tasted terrible the first time. I just  realized I've been a coffee drinker for years! Drinking the stuff as if my life depended on it. Maybe it does? Who knows?

Maybe it was during college to help me with all those late nights of partying... studying... study parties!! Yea, that's the ticket. Was it a necessity for college survival? Or was it cuz I wanted to belong? Or a combination of the two? I think I drank coffee cuz I needed a late night study spot so it was dunkin donuts for coffee and "studying" with chicks. After college it was DD then starbucks. First it was coffee then a shot or two of espresso within. Oh and tons of sugar and cream.

Now I'm just a straight up medium sized coffee. Black. Like I like my men. Ha!

So I found this coffee spot voted "best" by a tv channel. Its near my house. Feels less corporate than starbucks. I guess its the fireplace. Whatever, I like it. Its called forza coffee. I think its italian for awesome.

Today I ran some errands and came in for a cup. So there's a couple sitting in the leathery seat area and I'm like hey dudes mind if I sit here? They're all like sure! So I'm sitting here and they don't exactly start making out but they give each other quick pecks on the lips with a really annoying smacking sound. A lot. Like once every 45 sec. So gross. Maybe they're doing that cuz they need it. Or maybe cuz the dude is super gay and he doesn't know it yet and maybe she doesn't want him to know! But he's totally gay! I know cuz when our eyes met I knew. Haha I don't know. They're lucky my coffee is good cuz otherwise I would spill it on their crotches.

public displays of affection are ok... if its between good looking people. And if its after lunchtime. Don't do it and take breaks to eat your oatmeal.