Thursday, September 15, 2011

Benefits of natural selection

Woke up to the smell of cigarettes. 7am. There's gotta be something better to do @ 7am besides smoke a cig... like run? Seems like my nose is a better at waking me up than my ears. Also I didn't set my alarm and I wanted to wake up naturally. Which would've been around the same time anyway but the smell of smoke is super annoying when breathing fresh air is a huge part of sleeping.

so I get up and dress in my long sleeve dry fit (which I can wear solo cuz I'm not so fat now) shorts, socks and my awesome reebok realflex with all those living dudes on the bottoms who work together to make sure I do the best I can when I wear 'em. They're awesome. My nike loving friend is pretty upset they're not nikes but I just cant put myself in a box and limit myself like that. I need choice and the freedom of choice is a basic tenet of being an american! AMERICA!

Put in 6.6 miles this morning. I feel pretty awesome. Sometimes people are all "why do you run so much?" My response: when the zombies come, you're getting eaten first.  of course they follow up with "but zombies don't run" have ya seen 28 days later? Or 28 weeks later? 28 days is a movie starring sandra bullock that has no zombies however that is debatable.  Those zombies don't just run, they run fast as shit! Also I am legend, those are kinda zombies and they run. Oh, and what is the first rule of zombieland? Cardio. That's right. Cardio. So run my friends. Start with just walking if you like. That's what I did. Now I'm running 30+ miles a week and I feel grrrrrreat!

Whenever I need new runners I go to roadrunnersports. They have really knowledgable and friendly staff and they have shoe dog! Its a self aware machine that analyzes your running and measures pressure spots and directs you to the right type of shoe for your running style. Or walking style. Ladies, shoes don't have to be uncomfortable. Seriously. That's where I went for my new balance minimus trail, which I wear when I run the trails. Also I went there to get my reebok realflex. My feet have never felt so awesome.

Check out the link to the right. You get discounts cuz you know me! I get discounts cuz I know me! 10% is no joke my peoples. Or if you wanna go to the store you can give 'em my digits (phone number) and still get the discount. however clicking on that link helps me AND helps you. *wink*

Safe running peoples. And remember, the zombie apocalypse can happen at ANY time so be prepared.

Here's a pic from my run today .


1 comment:

  1. I wake up at 5am and 6am without an alarm now that i am no longer medicating myself. I been watching GI Joe season 3. Did you know that Cobra was plotting to steal treasures so that they could pay off their bank loans? It's true. I want to know what bank signs off on a loan for world domination.

    Reebok was started by the Brits which is why they shoe boxes used to have the British flag on it. Now they are owned by Adidas which is German owned. Nike is a true American brand. I support America and you support the Nazis. At least you have a dri fit.

    You should try cleaning those reeboks of yours. a bucket of warm water and some laundry detergent should do that trick.

    You are inspiring me to be more active. Who says zombies don't run. http://www.runforyourlives.com/

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