Went on this online dating site as I occassionally do, and saw a chick whose profile was simple and honest and vague, but specific enough to think we might get along. She wasn't super hot but she def wasn't ugly. I'm normally super picky when it comes to the ladies but I probably use that as a crutch so I don't have to take the chance in getting shot down if I try to talk to 'em.
Its like all of a sudden I don't know any cool things to say or even be mycoolself. Maybe I'm not actually that cool? Whatev, my mom thinks I'm cool. At least that's what she tells me via txtmsg.
Anyway, there's this slightly above average looking chick with a vague online dating profile. I send her a msg. I talk about how i cook when I'm hungry. How I'm kind of extreme. How I like giant geological features like mountains. How I'm taking french in my car when I drive around. How someone once called me creepy. That's just they way I talk. I'm me. Not some super slick internet dater. I may not be danny zuko, but I am pretty awesome. You should take a chance on me.
Sure there's a risk ill ruin your life, but I may just rock your world.
You should also tell her you have a huge cock. The chicks fall for this all the time on monstersofcock.com
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